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Forensic week was a school week. Out of five days, I went to school once. The following week was our Chinese New Year break. So I guess you can say….it’s been a loooooooooong break.

And now it’s back to school x_x

Just like every other typical teenager, I hate school. It’s just not my thing.

I mean, kids like KILL THEMSELVES because of their stupid alarms ringing at 6. Worse, evil maids screaming “BANGUNNNNNNNNNNNNN.”

I wish I could just tidur

Now it’s time for tution.

3 more years, and I’m done.

P.s// To my spammer, I luff the fact you’re so lame even I can bang you bad. Don’t bother spamming. Tasha, Harmini and of course, my darling Carmen will eat you alive.

Homg, homg, homg!!! I was like talking to yw, then SUDDENLY…

…guess who comes online?

LI LING !!!

I was like…”OMGOMGOMG.send =.=” Then she sends me all the pictures And now I shall make all of ya’ll go wow o.o;;

xoxoxo [ somewhere in the afternoon… ]

Your paper wings got ruined in the rain

Your coat hanger halo got rusted

The lace fell off the dress you made

You make the saddest little angel

And your mascara left a sour taste

No matter how hard we try to ignore it or deny it, all lies fall apart. Whether we like it or not. But here’s the truth about the truth. It hurts. So, we lie.

Damn I love Greys Anatomy

Anyhowever, today was Su Kims open house!!! =D We all love Su Kim so much. And our proof for that is, we all drove all the way to Shah Alam just to make her happy! Her mom is like so nice. The food was like so yummy. I love Chinese New Year. I love all the food. I love it all! Oh and yeah my friends bla bla bla.

Anyways, Su Kim has this ohsocute doggie It’s name is Billy. Anyways, I was holding Billy then Su Kim snatched it away from me and I was like “I hope it PEES on you” and guess what? It pee’d on her!!! I should have asked for a lifetime supply of coke or something, lol.

Anyways, everyone came It was like Form 2 all over again. Everyone was there but Hanisah. For she had more important things to do, pfft.

Anyhowever. Carrie and Juli did the 10 Lala Poses for my wonderful blog =D

Then Natasha came and we were all like Yayyy. So we were talking about a CERTAIN *coughmeganlaicough* And we all know her little dirty scandal? Well yeah Natasha was just mocking every single little dirty detail Megan did. I’ll post the video when I get the chance yeah? He he he.

Umm..Right

I guess you could call my day superfun despite the fact we were about 1000000 miles away from civilization and the NEAREST MALL is like SUMMIT. Omg, sad right? I feel so bad for Su Kim Sweety if you want to move in my house, you can do so ANYTIME, you can fit perfectly right under my bed)

Anyways, here are the group pictures

Anyhowever, I can’t wait for Carries sleepover Chinese New Year thingy tomorrow. I plan to gamble. With like 5 bucks la lol.

I need to go be happy now.

p.s// this goes out to Yuvanes who said he wanted to go check out my blog Tall, thin, hot and smart. Hmmmmmm

Happy Chinese New Year Everyone!!!
(Everyone but Li Ling who still hasn’t send me those photos yet =.=)

So today was Dionnes Open House Food was great. Though Dionne is so Malay, lol. Not very Chinese-ish. But omg, food was great. So first, all of them decide to gamble! I of course, do not believe in gambling, for it is evil and against the law (that and I also suck very much at it)

Li Ling suprisingly won o.o;;

Anyhowever, we all know how GREAT Ohoodarling and I look together

But then again, Tanisha and I look great as well

Hmm.

Okay la. This is just an excuse for me to post hot pictures of myself.

But I love them They’re my friends. Lol!

Okay. ONE LAST PICTURE

You can see my ugly evil BCG in that picture o.o;;

Anyhowever. We had SO MUCH OF FUN prankcalling people. The best was Aaron and Warren. Ju Li was like “Eh Warren Hanisahs ass DAMN HOT la can I have her arr?” and Warren was like “Can’t we just SHARE?”

XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

And we called Aaron and he was like “Dei. I call my mother” and some woman took the phone and Carrie was like “YOUR MOTHER SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY SHE GOT STUCK” and then some woman was like “SHOW SOME RESPECT” and we were like WHOOPS. Then Aaron was prankcalling us back and I was like “OMG IS THIS JJ AND RUDY?!!?!??!” Lol. XD

It was so funny. Though everyone else was damn boring. He he he. Then later, Dionne goes to drop Iman off or something and Dionnes elder brothers friends all come over and Dionne comes in the room with SU KIM =D And she was like “Damn it’s a small world” Apparently, her cousin and Dionnes brother are *nudge* hehehe. whoooooooooops.

Anyhowever, it was a good night I just reached home. Here’s our ohsorandom group pictures. Feel free to rip. Mwahhs.

I need to go drown in gingerbeer now.

xoxoxo [some where in the morning…]

“You want to know the truth? I’ve NEVER had to fight for anything. It’s always been handed right to me. So if I suck at this, that’s why, I really DO want you”

So last night, my stomach was hurting. And then the worst thing happened. And then I wasn’t quite sure. Was my stomach hurting or my heart hurting? I don’t think I’ve felt this way in a long time. But at the same time, I refuse to cry. Why? Because it’s stupid. It goes against everything my feminist alterego believes in. And last night, I slept on the couch. I couldn’t exactly get up and move to my room. I was too scared I fell down. Then around 2 something in the morning, my mom brings me into my room and I look at the time. Then I’m thinking. Do I actually want to go to bed and sleep? Because when you’re sleeping with a broken heart, waking up is the hardest part. But I guess I chose friendship. Which is better. Despite all the lies he said to her, friendship is forever. You want to know the one thing that sucks about Malaysia? You can never say boys are like seasons. They come and go. Cause here in Malaysia, all we HAVE is ONE DAMN SEASON, so technically, we’re stuck with them forever. Great, just great.
I should be a feminist philosopher.

But anyways, since we’re all on the topic of friendship. There’s a certain “friend” we all have, though Hanisah hates her with all her heart (I love you Hanisah) and I just realize how much she instigates! Sweety, if you DON’T know what instigate means (And I don’t exactly blame you seeing how small your brain is);

1.

to cause by incitement; foment: to instigate a quarrel.

2.

to urge, provoke, or incite to some action or course: to instigate the people to revolt.

do you need the PRONUNCIATION as well???

in-sti-gate.

Hanisah, don’t worry, you can tell me “I told you so”. I told myself so. I just didn’t want to listen. Once again, this goes against EVERYTHING my feminist alterego believes in! Then that yw calls me and I’m like “Omg how come you didn’t tell me??” I mean that boy is my friend and he was like “I didn’t tell anyone” Right. You didn’t tell anyone.Not even a certain instigative bissnitch? Well, if you didn’t tell anyone, then I’m Mary Poppins. There’s a 20 foot ladder in my totally cute white tote bag. Would you get it for me? Damn. You think that’s funny? Well my misery will make you laugh until you fall off your chair. In some sort of a crazy messed up way, I never even meant to meet him. I met him by pure accident! ACCIDENT.A-C-C-I-D-E-N-T.

Jeff don’t you dare give me the example of Elivis or whatevers song Accidently in love. Cause love, in my feminist opinion, is just a four letter word. Like a certain friend of mine use to say before she met the spawn of the devil love of her life said, “It’s just a feeling” and feelings FADE ladies and gentlemen. I feel like this is a debate. And I’m on the negative side of the motion “Love is not just a feeling” Yeah, right. Anywas, back to Hanisah most probably saying, I told you so. I just cannot believe this is happening to me. I lost the debate, I almost lost one of my best friends and I lost my SENSE. I guess all those lovely conjunctions and phrases, plays on a few words that you never meant. I must have misread all of the signals that you never sent.

I’m going to go bathe now.

Okay so the reason why I delayed this post was because LI LING was suppose to come online and send me some pictures. Those were really good pictures. But since she is still NOT online, I will just carry on cause I’m sick and tired of people smsing me “Did you win????” Pfft.

No, I did not win. Nor did I make it to the quarterfinals like last year. In order to proceed to the quarterfinals, I must win 3 out of 4 debates. Instead, I won 2. Now don’t be stupid and ask me if I’m sad. Of course I’m sad. You try doing all that hard work for NOTHING. Anyhowever, I’m feeling all better now. Thanks to Matthew and his friends of course. I love what they did during their fourth debate =] He he he.

Anyways, otherwise, Forensics was fun I made lots of new friends. Mostly Japanese and Korean. And a few whites but they were all debaters. Despite the fact I lost, I’m still going to do it again next year and I’m also going to participate in Original Oratory

Homg! If you remember from last year, Melissa and I took a picture with our ugly woman…

And we did it again this year The only difference is that we’re both hotter and well the ugly woman is still. Ugly.

Anyhowever, I had fun. Got to chat with Mr.Webber. For those of ya’ll who don’t know, Mark Webber is the coolest guy alive He even has his own show! The Mark Webber Show! It’s on the ISKL Website. Google it. Anyways, I manage to get a snappie with him

Oh and if ya’ll wondering where are the day2 pictures, I sort of. Lost them ._. It’s all day3. But thank God we took our group picture on day 3 Though I’m still wondering what Li Ling is staring at…hmmm….

Well, Li Ling and I decided to bimbo together. We took about 100 pics togehter. And I will only post that when she gets her flat ass online and sends me the pictures!!!! No offence Ling ling, you know I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooove you

so, cupid strikes again.

Happy Valentines day ya’ll While you guys spent your Valentines together at school and after school with your bfs and bffs, I spent my Valentines Valentineless at ISKL for SEA Forensics. Though my kononnya Valentines were Hanisah and Anysa. It was still so depressing, lol.

Anyhowever, the day started off well. I wore this black formal-ish top and this black skirt as well as this white background black polkadotted belt and the CUTEST wedgest ever! They were like black background white polkadots. Yes yes, I looooooooooooooooove polkadots Anyhowever, the morning started of all good. I saw a certain someone. Hmm, I wonder who. He looked ohsocute

Okay so my first debate were against this Japanese guy and a Chinese girl with a Texas slang. I honestly do not know how does that match But whatever. We won, lol. Second round was HORRIBLE. SO SO SO SO HORRIBLE. We lost =.=” But third round was okay. We won, of course So tomorrow we have to win the last round in order to go to the quarter finals. So deja vu of last year, omg. Ironically, the theme for SEA FORENSICS this year IS deja vu

I met old friends and made new friends

I have to agree, debate is boring. Especially to sit down through it for one hour. Bleh. Thanks anyways, it meant loads to me even if you left before it ended.

Soooooo. We posed Like duhh.

Tanisha says “Shivani. You and I look SO GOOD together”

I said “I know you want me and all, but sorry la. I already got Carrie”

HA HA HA.

And omg, it was like the first time ever I took a show picture. Guess which one is mine? Polkadots, of course.

Hey you.

I know you’re not exactly my valentine,

Happy Valentines.

Liyana: Hey

Liyana: Happy Birthday (My birthday is on may 28. Not 14 February)

Me: *smiles* thanks.

Liyana: =D

She’s such an idiot la. lol.

I’m sorta emo right now.

So I’ll make this short.

I got my nose pierced today.

It was so hot today.

I wanted to rip my skin off because it was just too hot.

I went jogging with Hanisah and she surprises me with Aaron and Chun Wei playing football with my brother.

Then Chun Wei tried to break into my house.

Aaron was just being his evilyetsuperhot usual self.

Chun Wei doesn’t understand why I got my nose pierced.

But it’s okay. He’s so cute. In a retarded kind of way.

My nose is so sexy.

P.S// THIS IS WHY, I LOVE CARMEN.

xoxoxo [ 11 SOMETHING AT NIGHT ]

Omg I’m not grounded anymore!!!

Yeah I know you all missed me sooo misrably.

For those two horrible days.

Without ME.

Must have been torture for you eh?

Yeah I know.

I can imagine how miserable you were.

But don’t worry!

I’m back =D

Okay, Wednesday.

Hanisah and I were walking. We go to class. No one in class. Hmm, we wonder why. We look for our class. Asking everyone “Have you seen our class? We lost it” Then we reach the vestibule. And oh guess what? We were getting shots =.=”

And those damn nurses/teachers didn’t even TELL US.

Anyways, everyone is freaking out. Hanisah and I are acting sooo macho. Then Hanisah does her. Then later on, it’s my turn. The damn nurse tells me,

“Oh, you need to get your BCG as well”

That’s when I start to cry.

So much for macho.

I think only Teresa and I got BCGs from our class. So while everyones left arms were hurting, Teresa and I had to deal with pain from BOTH arms cause we had to take our tetanus as well.

Listen up. IF ANYONE OF YOU HIT ME ON EITHER OF MY SHOULDER. I swear I will take a KNIFE and SHOVE IT UP **** ***. Faham? Good.

Thursday.

Boring. Interact meeting. I finish all 10 projects

Friday.

w00t. TP IU. Our first IU to attend, and our last TP IU The performances were good. Except one. Sheesh. Doesn’t she know she’s eww and white so doesn’t look good on her? But thanks to the white. I bet Chun Wei didn’t need to use his flash light Hmm, racist much? Lol.

Anyways, not much happened. But OhMyGod for the FIRST TIME EVER, Harmini, Kimberly and I got to hang TOGETHER. How cool is that? I LOVE MY SOULSISTAHS =D

Oh and Kee Jun should be damn jealous weyh. Cause Carrie and I look sooooooooo good together Right Carrie?

Yes we do

Anyways. Despite the fact Carrie and I look soooo good together, the crazy girl hit me so hard on my BCG arm. But the GOOD thing about that is, it can blow up anytime so I don’t need to go for house practice because if I’m exposed under the sun.

I’LL DIE.

Okay, not exactly die. But blood and puss will come out.

“EWWW”

Yes, I know.

I won’t apologize. Because I actually am very very busy unlike those other loserbloggers who are just plain lazy.

I have a new Science and BM tution My Science class is quite good. But I think if I ask Anysa the difference between the pulmunary artery and vein one more time, her blood pressure will cause her brains to explode. =P

Anyhowever, I know you missed me. Aww. I missed you too

Not =P

Anyhowever, school was hopeless today. The only educational thing we did THE WHOLE DAY was a half and hour lesson of geography. Other than that, NO SINGLE TEACHER ENTERED. ALL WE DID WAS MEMBORAK.

Oh yeah, I brought my phone so we also posed =P

But before that, while Hanisah and all were walking, they found that circle black sticker thingy Indian people put on their forheads? Yeah well they found a whole packet of it! I look like crap in it la. So don’t bother. Hanisah looked ohsoIndian. Ju Li put the sticker next to her nose. She looked like Puah Chu Kang.

Anyhowever, after that. We were laughing like mad cows. You see, in guides right, Ju Li holds the BO Inspector post. MEANING, before every meeting, she has to make everyone stand in line for BO Inspection =P Though I bet when she reaches a certain MW, she’d just faint and die.

XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Yes, uberly-hilarious, I know, I know

I feel like an idiot now la. I’m actually google-ing pick up lines.

No good pick up lines on google.

Shit.

G2G <3 See you at TP IU =D

P.S// I am so cool

and Carrie is a sarcastic bissy cheerleader.

today was our…
Probate Seminar @ Sri Aman.
So we register. I see a certain someone. She looks at me. She says, “Oh God”. Sweetheart, I don’t like you either =] Don’t take your anger out on me just because you’re always pissed off and have NO REASON to be happy whatsoever. Ish. Then I see the La Salle board members. Then I see the BB board members. Then I exclaim on how I was walking in heaven, despite the fact we were in the Sri Aman hall.

I am so lame la. Lol.

We were all assigned to groups. Each group, mixture of all probationers and board members from different schools. I was pink. Yay and guess who else was in Pink?Darren!!!
He he he.

I feel so naughty, lol.

Anyways, not like the loser talked to me. Mostly sticking our tongues out at each other. Ish.

So first all the different board members explained stuffs for us, ya-da-ya-da-ya-da, then we had to think of an IU project. So our theme was Thailand. And okay la, the board member assigned to us wasn’t an IU director so we weren’t exactly perfect. And this BB IU Director looks like that hot guy from Death Note. I mean, SERIOUSLY. He is HOT. But he is so. EEEEEEEEEE. Like, rude-ish. Maybe it’s just his job but is the critique necessary? But hot boys get away with everything

Anyways, then we played this rotan-game. We had to like say a name of someone in the room, who wasn’t sitting beside us or from the same school, or we’ll kena rotan. Sorta boring at first until Letitia screamed “DARREN!” and the rotan-er was like “Who’s Darren?” and I pointed it out then he was walking towards Darren then Darren was like “SHIVANI!!!!!!!!!!!” And I was like “X______________X KUMARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!”

It was so funny la, lol.darrenissocutelalol.

After the thing, we all makaned and I saw Weng Onn and Chun Wei and we met all these new people la. I met Saidah!! She was like “SHIVANI!” and I was like “…” And she was like “Don’t you remember me?” and I was like “OMG SAIDAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!” and we hugged, ya-da-ya-da-ya-da.

It was nice la, making new friends and meeting old ones
What was even nicer was getting name cards from various boy school board members.
He he he.

Ish Joking la.

Anyways, this is Darren and Dionne. He he he. I think Dionne was beating him for making fun of her big fat bouncer with the small hat

Damn cute riiight? Too bad. He doesn’t like girls. All he likes are like, DOTA and Maple Story. Ish.

Anyways, we ALL took the train back and yeah. It was fun. ._. =] I’m so glad I’m joining Interact. Trust me, it’s worth all those neverending projects.

PS:// Sorry for the pending birthday blog wishes!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DON =D You’re now “30″

We had my uncles “30″th birthday party in the hospital. My grandma is sick you see. So if she couldn’t make it to the party, we’ll bring the party to her, lol. I love you guys

And, HAPPY 17th BIRTHDAY TO YOU TOO ALYSSA!! I would post a picture, but we don’t have one together. So get your slimy butt back to school and take a picture with me