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So toddaayyyy riiiight…yeah I know you are all DYING to know what happened and grab some pictures, but before that….

I SAW TASHA YESTERDAY.

OMG, I KNOW!! IT WAS TOTALLY UNEXPECTED.

BUT I KNEWWWWWWWWWWW I WAS GONNA BUMP INTO HER AND RACHEL, I JUST KNEW IT!!!

i totally loveee her

Anyways….

todayyy riiiight…..

I had my totally awesome rock and roll birthday parttaay

And it WAS totally AWESOME =D Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight ;)?

Before most of them came, I was totally emo-ing about how lame it was gonna be and how we gonna be quiet bla bla.

But to prove it wasn’t lame NOR quite

a) Everyone left around 12!

b) My neighbours scolded us for making so much of noise XD

Anyways, when everyone came it was getting better Raevin came. Kee Jun came. RUBESH DID NOT COME GOOD FOR NOTHING. I didn’t get any flowers, pfft. Errrrrrr, LI LING DIDN’T COME. I totally hung up on her and deleted her message before reading it =.=

Pfft.

Movies more important than ME la.

FINE.

Anywayyys

I DID MY ROCKSTARR POSE :D:D:D:D

Anyyywayyys.

The truth or dare game that Stephanie and I worked on was AWESOME.

The truths were brilliant.

The dares were ohmygod

I got to write LOSER on my best friends head

Dionne got to draw facial hair on Raevin

AND….

I SHAVED YEW WINGS HAIRY LEGS MANNN!!!!

woooooooooohoooooooooooooooo!! (but got no pictures. dont wanna kill his manego lol)

Errr….the party was funnn laaa.

OHMYGOD.

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?

J didn’t come la.

But he replied my message.

AAAAAAAAND.

Darren caaaaaaaaaame

He took a picture with me *melts*

Me: Darren, at least PRETEND you’re happy T_T

Darren: *pretends*

Whatever la. It’s the THOUGHT that counts

Hmm. What else arrrrrrrr.

Ohmygosh, I took the SWEETEST pictures with my Lalas. Gosh I love them sooo much ^^

Oh and also one more pic with the lala in making, Choy Yew Wing

Hmmmmm. The Sweethearts

More importantly,

THE SIAMESE SLUTS Or saleswomen as Anysa calls it, lol.

Hmm, OH YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH. Then we played this guess the song game. COMPLIMENTS TO SELINA FOR PREPARING AN AWESOME GAME

We were divided into two groups. Groups were led by AARON and JU LI. Seperately Aarons group won. They won a box of chokichoki. I stole some hehehehehe.

I’m so glad laaa. It’s my first party in secondary school. AND THANK GOD ITS NOT A POOL PARTY. I was like “Aaron, do you feel uncomfortable with clothes on?” GET IT?!?!?!?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Okay,nvm.

GROUPIEPICS!!!

And most importantly,

the blowing of candles,

by me (Compliments to mummy and aaron)

Oh and I love this pic the most

Ohoo dahling, we look SO good together

Anyhowever, I hope ya’ll had a great time

Brin, Mic, Steph;

I LOVE YOUR PRESSIES ^^

The rest of ya’ll…

errr..

thanks for the peanuts XD

P.S/ Won’t be here for 3 days. Brin and I are going to PANGKOR =D EAT SEAFOOD DAY NIGHT SUPPER DESERT BREAKFAST MANNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I shall miss you losers

So right now;

I am officially the same age as Dionne, and older than everyone else in the gang

woooooooohooooooo!!!

yeahha! go me =D

Today, I have recieved more phonecalls and messages and comments and ims that I have ever recieved in my whole life o.o;;;

For those of you who are new to my blog,

IT IS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY
=D

well, in 50 mins it’ll be over. but who cares. i’m not fancy14, im FONDUE15!!!!!!!!!!

Okayyyy.

So the first person to wish me face to face, my brother Prashant.

The first person to wish me online, my wife Dionne.

The first person to call me and wish me, my…..what arr? CHOY YEW WING.

So here’s how my day started

I woke up at 7. Got ready. Went for Science Tution!!! I am not lame. I never go for tution/school on my birthday. I just wanted to see Timon and Pumba aka Hanisah and Anysa ^^ I had fun. Teacher gave us candy since it was my birthday and all Didn’t do much of Science. More like posing in class!! Hahaha

And then after that, I had McDonalds for breakfast I love birthdays, lol. And after staying at home for a while, my parents took me to Bangsar. They did grocery shopping while I went to de-man myself xD hahahahahahahaha. Get it? DE-MAN??? HAHAHAHAHA. Right. Anyways. After that, I went home, showered, got ready and went to my grandmas house where my lovely cousin was baking me a lovely chocolate-y cake =D

See?

*droool*

After that, we went to Cathay Cineplex. Near Curve. Ate at TGIF. Got totally embarassed by them of course. But sooo fun. I managed to blow the candle! Yeah mann, go me! Lol. I got pretty discoball/retroalbumcover snappies.

And after that, we watched pirates.

“Didn’t anyone come to save me, just because they missed me?”

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

My favorite was in the last movie, it was like;

E: There will come a moment in your life, when you can do the right thing.

J: I LOVE THOSE MOMENTS!!! I like to wave at them as they pass by

I LOVE JHONNY DEPP =D

Anyhowever. To all the sweethearts who wished me, thanks soo much.

For those who didn’t wish me…

hui sei la =.=

And to TASHA.

YOU ARE IN MALAYSIA NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

OHMYGOD.

This has been best birthday everr. I’m 15 years old. Finally old enough to be a solo-climber and a SENIOR black belter. Life is good Can’t wait for my partty.

Okaaay.

So it’s a SHIHTZU. Sorry la. My vocab damn teruk.

Here’s some pics I managed to get when it wasn’t being sooo fussy o.o

ANYWAYS.

Since exams are over

The next best thing is,

my parttty.

like, duhh.

So as you all know (and better) the theme is;

rock and roll.

It can be ANY type of rock and roll punk rock, vintage rock, there is NO such thing as poprock in my books, goth gone rock, anyything.

Oh yeah. I’m wearing chain pants so no one else can wear chain pants >.>

Ohhhh. Lets talk about presents

Since you all are having a hard time trying to figure out what to get me It can be anything as long it’s not an animal, or something with an animal on it. I love my puppy and all, but I’m not THAT physco la.

So hints;

- I love pink.

- I don’t love earrings or necklaces or any of that crap.

- I love BLING. Bling like. Little bling stuff on cute shirts and stuffs.

- I am a rockstarr. What do rockstarrs love?

- I like reading Calvin & Hobbes

- Spongebob is sexy as well, but I’m not thaaaaaaaaaat into it.

- I don’t like handcuffs. SORRY CARRIE XD

- Books make me happy

- Wrap J***** up in a big red bow. THAT WOULD BE THE MOST AWESOME BIRTHDAY GIFT LIKE EVERRRR.

- I usually discourage people getting me clothes. But my upper is size S. And my lower is size M. I’m punjabi, go figure.

Anyyywayyys.

Daryl is so sweet xD

He was like “Hey Shiv, happy belated birthday, sorry *bla bla bla bla* mwahs”

So I was like “Awww. Sayang my birthday is on Monday la :)”

-no reply-

LOL.

=.=

Technically, he and I are like the same age now. Even if I’m form 3 and he’s form 5. Wellll. Becaaaaaaaaause. He is a PTS student. NOT ONLY THAT. He was born in November. So he is a 15-going-on-16 this year, but TECHNICALLY, he is a 15 year old sitting for his SPM.

How cool is that? o.o;;

I know you want me to shut up. BUT WAITTTTTTTTTTTT. Today Mic and I went out and guess what? We drank coke outta BOTTLES. Not the lame plastic bottles, those glass ones! SO COOL RIGHT? I haven’t seen those in ages. =D =D

Oh and I bought socks. I got Carrie this totally cute pair that she would totally love. Bought myself two. And I bought my brother this spongebob one. At first I thought, awwwww it’s spongebob.

What I didn’t realize is, it didn’t say Spongebob Squarepants.

Instead, it said;

Spongebob Nudiepants.

(p.s/ those legs do NOT belong to me)

“You’re a regular decorated emergency,

remind of what you did when you wake”

So the most beeeeeeeauitful thing happened to me the day before my history exam

First, my brother twsited his ankle (No that wasn’t beautiful. It was painful seeing I had to carry him around)

On my way to my grandmas house, my mom says I’m in trouble cause I started my nonsense and misbehaviour again. I was like HUUUUUUUUH? I’ve been so good for sooo long o.o cept that Reuben and Warren came to pass me stuff BUT SHE KNOWWS THAT. (no this isn’t the beautiful part either)

Then when I enter my grandmas house, I see my uncle holding a baby shitzu puppy. And he was like “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” though it was an early bday gift. I held the puppy and I was like crying. It was sooooo beautiful. And no one can imagine how happy I was, I got a puppy

Since he’s a shitzu. It’s almost imposisble to take a good picture of him. But he is sooo cute. Carrie and Hanisah came over after school and obviously, they fell head over heels for him. He has this Romeo effect on everyone I know. So I named him Romeo. It was like;

“I finally found my Romeo, yo!”

hahahahaha.

I love him la. It’s hard to post pics. But I will tryyyyyyy.

P.S/ I turn Fondue 15 on MONDAY =D

P.P.S/ I watch Pirates on MONDAY =D

P.P.P.S/ Party on WEDNESDAY =D

Conclusion, gonna be the best bday everrr

Okay. This is a very very important post for very very important people.

Firstly, Weng Onn Sorry I didn’t wish you on your birthday. I’ve had NO means of communication until now.

So Happy Belated Birthday Weng Onn! (I do have a pic with you but it’s highly disturbing, lol)

Also, to my much-preferred-better-than-real-butterfly-mom-whos-bday-is-today, Dharu.

Happy Sweet 16

And to those whom I don’t have pictures of let alone with (and also celebrate their birthday TODAY),

To Sonia, Happy Fondue 15

To Michael, Happy Sweet 16

To Kirstie, Happy Sasseh 17

x)

I am so incredibly over the moon would totally run around naked tossing candy canes HAPPY.

quick, as me why.

haha, okay when I was in primary school, I loved watching weird Chinese/Korean shows on Tv3. Lame, I know. Anyways, my favorite was Lavender and Working Girls. I cried my eyes out at the end of Lavender. Working Girls was sooooo funny. Anyways, Jolin Tsai acted in Working Girls. And oh.my.gawd, you have NO idea how much I loved their theme song. I made it a point to put “Look for workin girls theme song” in my list. Now this list is a list i made a really long time ago. I finished everything except that one thing, finding that song. And today; I found it.

I AM SO HAPPY MY LIST IS DONE.

Tasha says she felt the same way this morning when she woke up and said the name of a Smashing Pumpkins song that she’d been searching for years.

It’s that sortof feeling And since this song is SO incredibly great, I will post it for you! Even if I have NO idea what she’s saying

“Just like you can see the smallest speck of dust in a ray of sunshine pouring from my window, I can still see who you used to be. You’re not dead to me.”

Though I do wish you would get hit by a truck or drown in the bermuda triangle.

It’s like. Everytime people ask me how I am, I mean like, I HAVE A BLOG. READ IT.
That’s how I am. But if you wanna know more, then you should probably call me up and say you were wondering if I were suicidal or not. Cause if I were then you’d feel guilty. I know you don’t really care, so stop pretending. It’s pathetic.

But since you asked,

I asked you to listen to Empty Apartment right?

Yeah. It’s exactly like that. And it’s so stupid. You think I like this? I’m not naive. UGH. YOUR THE REASON MY ALTEREGO IS A FEMINAZI.

Anyways, I talked to a Johan-friend I had three years ago He added me on MSN and I was wondering which Johan is this (secretly hoping it was the football one la, but naah) anyways, we talked and all and it was nice.

“I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself” - Johan.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

P.S/ I just died. Amelia said a GUY was hot.

Okay so I was going through Atthiyas blog. And then I clicked on this link that said “Razzmangkuk”, lol. And then I read this;

Pretty awesome eh?

In a way. That guy is right. Easier said than done. Cause I know for a fact, we’ve all opened it. I guess some of us may have regeretted it. Some may not. Some pretend that part of their life never existed. I know this cause I’m pretending it never existed. Though I know I’m wrong by doing so, but it’s pretty hard to deal with it.

Haha and readers, if you’re trying to figure out what I’m going on to;

trust me. you don’t know

Even I have dirtylittlesecrets;)

xoxoxo [ 6.15 PM ]

Heyya So my midterms are going on now. I’m so exhausted. Been studying my brains out for history. My geography is worrying me though. Too late to remember all the maps now, but Imma gonna try my best. And oh shittttt. BM tomorrow o.o;; I have to do well. >.< me ="D">
He he he.

I think I can handle PMR la. I mean, I guess I finally sortof understand the concept. Hopefully I continue applying it after midyears, lol.

Oh and btwwww;

My birthday party is not on May 28 anymore. It’s gonna be on May 30th. Simply because I love Tasha and no party is fun without my lalaz in denials. Oh yeah, afro boy too

The theme is; rock and roll.

So dress up like a ROCKSTARR.

Just don’t rempitize yourself too much

I hope my dad gets me that Beegle before my birthday

I’d be so totally happy.

AND I PROMISE I WONT SPOIL IT SO MUCH.

I’ll train it and stuff.

=D

Okay, so everyone, my favorite band at the mo is The Spill Canvas. They are simply AMAZING. And my favorite TSC song is,

Self Conclusion.

“Fade in, start the scene

No matter how unbearable this misery gets

Beautiful ain’t it?

As promised

Yeah, yeah I know, ntg big. But totally my first time making it. Totally ROCKED Mom lubs it.

“I’ll steal all of your kisses

In the creases of our hearts.”

Heyy ya’ll So, mothers day is tomorrow. I love her present. It’s so totally awesome and simply yummy.

So to all the moms I have

My real mom.

My aunt.

My aunt.

My grandma.

My genting-mom, aka Dharu.

I would totally say my Interact mom, but she’s totally disappointed me, so no.

Happy *almost* Mothers Day.

I’m wishing ya’ll now cause I’d be too busy tomorrow to blog, but I’d still post pics, no worries.

Anyways, updates on my miserable yet humorous life.

-I realized I can’t really spell. Thank God blogger has spellcheck, lol.

-My soundtrack is mostly Our lady peace, Yellowcard, Funeral for a friend, Fall out boy and of course, Red jumpsuit apparatus.

-I realized that I do have organs inside me, I’m not empty. I was just going through a metamorphosis. I’m glad it’s over and I like this new me.

-I got this song he sang stuck in my head. Year 3000. During LScanteen day.

-There’s like a dinner party going on outside. But I’m in the guestroom listening to yellowcard - only one (acoustic) over and over again. The guests think I’m mad.

-Raevin is the most disgusting afro boy on this planet.

-I drew Raevin during tution. Will post pics when I feel like it.

-I started to appreciate all the little sweet nothings that life offers us. Like kebabs

-I’m become weider, and weider by the day.

-And I like it.