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I AM SO SORRY FOR THE VERY LATE POST.

You see, I’ve been busy Unlike SOOOOOOOOOME people, I have a life.

Muahahahahahaha.

Okay that was mean, sorry.

Eversince my cousins came down from US, my manners suddenly imrpoved.

I even buckle up at the backseat.

FREAKY HUH?!?!?!

Tell me about it

Anyhowever;

Hows life you ask? GREAT I’ll start off with the AMAZING MALACCA TRIP.

We reach school around 7am? Ugh, tell me about it. Wayyyy too early. And then Puan.ugly&lifeless decides to spoil my morning. She says that;

a) I’ve been getting so many complains about you girl since the past week.

LIKE HELLLO?? I’m not even IN school. Liarliarpantsonfire

b) My nose stud is the biggest problem she has.

Really now? I mean, doesn’t the menopause and old age get to you? And like seriously, if my nosepin is the BIGGEST problem you have, you seriously are pathetic. And I mean like, it’s TINY. What about everyone else and their earrings as huge as donuts and bling as shiny as something pdiddy would wear? HUH? HUH?!?!?! Pfft.

So we get on the bus right? We like, totally pose Or rather Ju Li posed with her stupid bubblegum

Anyways, before checking in and stuff, we went to the A’Famosa Safari. First thing we did? POSE. Duhh

And then the moment we enter, this CRAZY LADY drags Hanisah and I to take pictures with BIRDS. I mean like, EWWW. What if they SHITD on our HAAAAAAIR?!?!!?!??!?! X____X So totally weirrrd.

And then we watched this Elephant Show. Don’t get to excited. It may seem SOO COOOL elephants can do tricks and stuff but it’s not cool at all. Why? BECAUSE THEY ABUSE THE ANIMALS IN ORDER FOR THEM TO DO THE TRICKS. Use your brains people. Seriously, don’t you watch Oprah? Pffft.

But still. Nana DID get some preeeeeeeetyy goood pics NOT THAT IM PROUD OF IT.

Hmm. Well. It was pretty interesting I guess. We saw some zebra booty

And we saw a huggeee croc.

WE ALSO SAW A MIRROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyways,

we went to town then.

ATE THE MOST DELICIOUS FOOOOD.

*drool*

Then we checked in =D

Our bungalow was like right next to Recharge xd SPEAKING OF RECHARGE; Poor nana was all upset she couldn’t go. But they did soundchecks and stuff, and it was preeeetyy awesome

Anyways, here’s some bungalow pics

Preeetyyy riiight? I know Even more fun to mess up haha.

Okay so then we went to this carnival thingy.

Since Carie, Hani and I refused to pay RM15 for lame fried food, we went to eat some real chinese seafood =D Cost us RM20 each, but TOTALLY worth it While the others were bumper car-ing, we went to the arcade and had a blast

We all looked so hot la. Especially Me (duh) Hani Dionne and Choo =p

I JUST WISH I KNEW WHO WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR CARNIVAL PICTURES SO I COULD FLAUNT EM T___________T

And then at night;

PARTAAAAAY =D

We had a blast.

- Messing up our crib

- Jumping in the pool

- Bungalow crashing

- Mah jong-ing?? lol

- Dancing on table (ok, just me :))

- Pretending to be drunk (Ju Li& Brindha)

- Pretending to be SOBER (Carrie & Nana)

More importantly,

Having the time of our lives

Next morning; I wake up with NO voice.

SERIOUSLY. Not the usual painwhentalksosoundsoft. but really, NO VOICE. I would talk, but…NO VOICE LAAAAAA. Mafan.

So I come home after the looong ride home, and my relatives from US are all there and well they were like “Man you must had some serious fun if you lost your voice” haha.

So yeah Amazing Malaca Trip Post, over.

Now since my relatives are here, I don’t go out. Cause I rather spend time with them I know riiight? I’m like so sweet. That and my mom won’t let me.

Anyways, on October 30th….

HAPPY BIRTDAY ANYSA-BAQSIDE!!!!

I love baqside. We use to hate eachother in Form One and Two. But our love for Aerosmith Coasters in Epcot just couldn’t keep us apart. I hope you have total fun and I promise you the party I throw you will be AWESOME Just no weed/pot/shit or stuff like that k?

And now…hehe, this is funny. My aunt or as I call her mamiji, she was like “How do you say Happy in Malay?” and I was like “Selamat?” and she was like;

“Selamat Halloween”

LAAAAAAAAAAWL XD

Anyways, since Malaysia sucks and stuff cause we don’t celebrate Halloween. All the adults would hide behind a door, and my cousins, Anjali and Aidan would knock on the door and just pretend Here’s a sweet shot haha.

And omg, yummm

ANYWAYS More recently, my brother finally got his school magazine. You know what that means The big old sister will look through for funny school magazine FOR EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU.

Kakit and Yew Wing look damn funny.

Aaron looks hawt =D

Justin is beautiful, as always.

Kee Jun…er, my mom stared at that picture for a while =p

Weird punjabi short dude from canteen day, YOU LOOK LIKE A ‘TARDD. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

I am like so mean

WoooohooooO!

Carmenkusayang? I was going to do the survey thing you tagged me to do. But sweety;
It’s lame. like you.
It’s lame. like you.
And I’m malas like you.
Hehe

ANYHOWEVER; I betcha all DYING and WAITING for..
THE AMAZING MALACCA POST…!
Right?
Well too bad. Nana ain’t online. And Nana got the pictures SO TUNGGU SEKEJAP. (wait)

But I will tell you one thing,
THE FOOOOOOOOOOD WAS SOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOD X________X
It was beyond amazing.
It was..BREATH-TAKING.

Oh and my relatives are here Feels so totally awesome to see them. Haven’t seen them since I was 13 Anyways, that obviously means I got my Action Sampler.

OKAAAAAAAAY. If I talk more the harga saham for the THE GREAT MALACCA POST will jatuh lagi. So, no worries, I’ll keep you updated

Whaadap yo
my new fetish; haha.

Anyhowever; our school magazine came out today!!
I’m in mostly candid/random/eddy/elds shots. Don’t ask about clubs and all that stuff, I’m hardly in anything lawl. Carrie obviously rules the club section haha. Okay. Honestly. NO ONE LIKES OUR MAGAZINE. I mean, yeah it’s pretty and stuff but honestly very disorganized and sadly not so interesting la

Ah well. There’s always next year

So after school, we (Me, Brindha, Li Ling, Carrie) waited for Reshmin for like half an hour. Then once we got all settled and cramped up in the car, we went to McDs. Then we went looking for the futsal place. We went to like a million places =.=

Place #1: Sports Unlimited/Plaza.
Place #2: Sports Centre.

Then some nice rapist-looking guy told us where Sports Barn was. We had to like walk all the way up the looooooooooong road. And then finally, we reach Place #3, Sports Barn.

Me: Err, I made a booking for 2pm?
Guy: Oh. The GIRLS are playing over there *points at Aaron and the BOYS*
All of us: *burst out laughing*

lawl, girls ar? haha.

I guess it was fun la. Scored 3 goals.
DON’T YOU DARE SAY THERE WAS NO GOALIE OK? THERE WAS AT THE FIRST TWO TIMES, THEN THE THIRD TIME WARREN DECIDED TO PLAY GOD, SKIPPING AROUND EVERYWHERE, BALL COME TO ME SO I KICK LA.

=.=

Whatever k. I’m so cool. Right doorbell :)?

Oh and I met Maleks bf. HAHAHAHA.
Okay remember how everyone likes lying to me?
Pn.Rozaini lied saying got mamak stall next to watch tower on Gasing.
So Malek told me he was gay.
And he sounded VERY convincing okaaay?

So yeah, some cute gaylooking boy came. So what else am I suppose to think? And omg, to prove Maleks gayhness; he is such a good cheerleader. Well, better than me in my Form 1 years la =.=;;;

Oh. And my highlight;
Aaron topless *dies*
(and in his totally short shorts ;))
woohooo

ANYHOWEVER; I know you want pics. But didn’t take any. Sorry. But no one wants to see pics of girls and boys all sweaty and sticky and totally disgusting right? Lawl.

ANYWAYS.
Malacca tomorrow, yo! =D

Our gang is going We got a WHOLE bungalow to ourselves. And a pool. I’m like so excited =D And guess who my dokumentasi partner is?
NANAAA =D

Im so excited. Woohoo. Okay la. I mayyy blog late on Saturday, or not at all. My relatives will be here by then

But don’t worry. I won’t leave you people ever again <3 That is, until 3 months before SPM la.

K la. Pack now. BAI *mwahs*

Want some seriously shitfunny manblog entertainment?
Nigel Pinto (I knowww rriiight?)
are you beautifulkeiths brother??

Okay so I am so totally excited I can password protect my posts. Want the password? Ask me. Muahahahahahahahahaha. I am so lame.

SO WHAT DID I DO TODAY?
Hike up Gasing.
HOW DO I FEEL?
Like I want to amputate my feet.
Amputate means cut off
WHY?
PAIN LA YOU… *swears in chinese, lawl*
WHAT AM I DOING TOMORROW?
Going to school.
WHY?
Cause I’m an amazing friend.
Hanisah; you OWE me.
WHAT AM I LOOKING FORWARD TO?
Futsal with the boys on Thursday
WHY?
Cause Aaron will be topless, LAWL.

Life after PMR is good
I’m just waiting for SPM to be overrr.
No Rami, not for you.
Lawlz

Though I don’t have anything to do. Seriously getting bored.
Maybe I’ll sleep.
Pfft. Yeah right

17th October;
- Hanisahs Open House
- Niks Birthday :)So I went to Hanis open house early. SO MUCH OF FOOOOD X_X But I couldn’t eat anything cause I was fasting and had to be vegetarian So obviously I was excited for a certainsomeone, haha. While waiting, Ross dahling entertained us with magic tricks

Honestly, I though magicians were lame, but Ross is pretty incredible. Seriously.

Oh and he pwnd me at Speed. I always thought Speed was MY THING. But that little brat beat me. It’s okay I choked him afterwards, lol.

Anyways, when a certainsomeone came, me being the brilliant chick I am did a little magic of my own.

Me: Ross, get off!

Ross: WHY? I sat here first.

Me: Just watch.

Ross: Watch what?

Me: Well, lets just say I can do some magic you can only dream about

Ross: We’ll see.

Haha, point is, Kakit sat next to me thanks to my magical skillz xD Imagine if Ross were there. Totally kacau lol. But Kakit is shy =.=”’ Blehz.

ANYWAYS.

I went home early Sorry didn’t say bye to most of ya’ll lol. I hate saying goodbye Kabhi Alveda Nah Kehna. Lawll.

So yeah; Happy 12th Birthday Nikhil

Since we’re vegetarian, we couldn’t eat cake. Cause cake has eggs in it. So instead, we had…

How awesome is that?!??! Hahahahaha

18th October;

- Hairspray!!

- Brindhas SURPRISE slumber partayy =D

So Brindha and I went to watch Hairspray Damn funny la that movie. I love it. And omg, Amanda Bynes is so totally cute. “Devil child, devil child” and that guy from Even Stevens, Rens enemy, the black dude. SO HAWT. *drool*

Then after the movie, I had to stall cause only Dionne was at my house then. So daddy took us to Giants. Stalled. Su Kim came then. So he took us to buy pizza for my “grandma”. Brindha is so lame, she actually BELIEVED it Loser hahahaha. STALLED. Then everyone’s there but Julz and Tanisha. So daddy took us Watsons. STALLED SOMMORE. Okay then we were reaching the house.

I swear I thought I’d screw it up cause I’d burst out laughing. Went inside. I ran upstairs. Hid with everyone.

Brindha came.

SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unlike Carrie, Brindha did not scream “I hate you, I hate you” and slam the door. She HUGGED us and was like totally shocked. And she was like;

“Oh so THATS what the pizza was for”

Hilarious XD

So cute hehe.

First we makan like banyak-banyak

Then we played truth or truth, lawl. Most of the questions were mainly for Carrie.

“Do you really love your bf?”

“Have you ever walked in someone doing something you shouldn’t have seen?” *cough*SAUNAAA*cough*

“Would you make out with yw?”

Haha, Ju Li got the make out question. She read it and was like EWWWW and through it far far away. I guess that answers the question o.o;; sorry yw, lol.

Then my mom comes in. “Ooooh I wanna play!”

Question; what’s the sluttiest thing you’ve ever done?

“oooh I dont wanna play”

=.=;;;

potong stim!

Then we went down to cut the cake Aww. Brindha look soooo pretty.

Yeah. Total mental torture when he was there. Don’t get me wrong, he’s nice and stuff. Just…everybody else is evil. Okay, he’s not all THAT nice. But nice la. sometimes. ANYYYYYYYYYYYYWAYS.

The plan was to watch a movie. But obviously noooo. My schedule totally ruined Oh wells. We played Taboo. Carrie + Me + Su Kim = THE WINNERS!!! Dionne + Brindha + Ju Li = LOSERRRRRRRS.

Carrie and I rock at Taboo

Then the we went to watch the movie while eating Fondue.

Instead, we gossiped and ate fondue.

THEN the plan was to play TWISTER =D

Instead, we gossiped on the bed while drinking drinks.

I liked it the best when Kee Jun called

I answered of course.

Me: HELLO =D

Kj: Hey baby..(thinking it’s carrie)

Me: (so tempted to pretend to be carrie) *bursts out laughing*

Anyways, the whole night all we did was; pillow talk, ghost stories, emo talk, music!

So girly, huh?

Anyways, first slumber party like everr lol. Brindha I hope you enjoyed it I lovee euuuu <3

19th October;

Juli wakes me up at 9 blady am =.=

She had to go to Maxwell for her dance practice.

So I couldn’t go back to sleep. =.=;;

Su Kim and I got into a little fight. But eventually it was solved. But I still couldn’t go for Nanas thing. Sorry man. Nana, you (and the whole world) KNOWS how much I love you

What did I do? Rot. Rot. Rot. Rot.

20th October;

Woke up around 11.45 Had to be in Sulus house by 12. Why?

Serena date #2.

=D

Sorry la. We didn’t pose. My phone dying. And Sulu and Stephies phones suck Lol, jokejoke don’t hit me. What did we do? We watched The Zodiac. Justin Chambers (sp) is SO HOT. *drool* You know! Alex Karev from Greys? Yeah, him. SO HOT. But the ending was like totally crappy. T_T

Oh and the new fad is; wooooooooohooooooooooo!

(Don’t worry Aaron, “So Hollywood” is STILL a fad :))

So I was saying woohooo all day. xD Damn funny. Then Sulus dad was “I’ll buy you girls pizza”. I couldn’t resist. So I said; “WOOHOOO” He just looked at me like I was retarded or something

Anyways. I came home. SLEPT X_X Woke up. Went eat crabs =D FINALLLYY. Soooo yummy. I’m getting a sore throat now though Anyways, tonight I’m going temple.

People have been complaining >.<

And on Monday…

woohoooo =P

Total losers…

…but I definitely love them.

15th October;

Happy Fondue 15 Sulekha!!!

Sulekha is a Serena. What is a Serena? Serenas consist of Stephanie, Sulekha and of course, myself, Shivani All three of us have names that start with the letter S. Serenas are also different types of people who can stay friends forever. Sulekha is the peacemaker. Stephanie is the evil one. And obviously, I am the violent one. But together, we’re like one big happy family =D Oh and we totally worship Serena from gg.

Come on, she’s way hotter than Blair.
Everybody knows that

16th October;

Obviously I forget Sulus birthday. Why? Because I’m an ass and I’m terrible with dates Especially with ones where people are born on! But thank God I got to make it up to her

The three of us went to One Utama. What did we do?
SPEEEEEEEEDSHOPPING.
So cool!
What did I buy?
- rockstar earrings
- huge love danglys
- wingged bling
- anklet
- skirt
Damage? - broke.

Anyways, for lunch Steph and I belanja Sulu =D We ate at…err, I can’t spell it. But we ate a cheese pizza. Why? Cause I’m vege for the week. Anyways, we had a little dillema while ordering our drinks…

Me: Coke? Or diet coke?
Steph: Coke.
Me: Diabeties.
Steph: Diet coke then.
Me: Cancer.
Steph: I don’t know la! *whines mumbles whines*
*after stalling the water for like seven minutes*
Me: I’ll have a glass of water please.
Waiter: Good choice *laughs*

lol Oh yeah. Obviously we posed

Anyways, after that we went back to my place and watched Chuck and Larry.
DAMN GAY LA XD And yeah Yew Wing, you were right!
I can never look at lemons the same way again o.o”’
Sad.

Then I had to get ready for a certain someones birthday party cause a certain someone turns SIXTEEN =D

Happy Sweet 16 Emica-ness!!!

My highlight? Hanging out with my Jiwang Darren Lee la, duhh. I got Emi the cutest present <3>OHMYGAWD. Emis mom was totally HITTING ON KEE JUN.
Why do ALL moms hit on him?
Not that hot also laa!
My mom. Emis mom.
X_________________X Dear God!

Kee Jun, I bet you feel so sexy huh? All the old ladies are into you lol.

Anyways, since my digicam hilang, my cameraphone rosak, pics were all sakai. So no pics Damn wasted la. I looked so hot. SERIOUSLY.
Ask Darren!
Ask Rubesh!
Ask Mikey!
Don’t ask Ju Li, lol.

And of course, since we’re all at Frasers, it’s an unspoken obligation for us to get wet. So off with the clothes, in to the pool! Lol Oooh. But before that. Gomez, Ju Li and I went searching for two lovebirds Found them of course lol. Once we went back to the poolside, we only saw these two lovebirds like four hours later.

Hmm. Thank God they were walking all fine hehehehe.
God I am so gross la lol.

Anyways. We played Marco Polo. I hate that game. Bleh. I have no energy and I hate to swim partially because I’m not very good at it. One thing I hate about Frasers pool, I can never get out. I think I’m too fat. Haihhhh.

Anyways. It was a lovely day. I had to leave around 11. Didn’t get to say bye to my Jiwang. Sorry

Came home. Talked to Daryl. Miss him so much =.=;; Can’t wait till SPM is over. All I’ll be doing is talking to him then. Lol. And learning Add Maths. Yuck >.<>

“I’ll stop the world and melt with you
You’ve seen the difference and it’s getting better all the time
There’s nothing you and I won’t do
I’ll stop the world and melt with you“

“Cause you and I both loved
What you and I spoke of
And others just read of
Others only read of the love, the love that I love“

Thanks to Ka Kit, I love Jason Mraz You and I Both, Geek in the Pink. Sweet

Went to that waterfall on Sunday Loads of fun. Lots of bruises lol. Nothing much to blog about. Okay got alooootttt laaaa Just not bothered haha. Tomorrow expect a big fat post That is if I get my pictures on time.

During the day I got my Serena date with Stephanie and Sulekha.

At night, Emicas party.

w000000t. =D

Anyways, I wish I could sleep =.= I wish I were sleepy. I’m not. Thank God Carmen’s online =D
I love Carmen.
Carmen I love euuuuuuuu!!!
lol
so lifeless
=.=

k la kakit making me sleep =.= blehz. baiii =D

I know it’s not the 13th of October anymore, BUT LET’S PRETEND IT IS =D So today a certain someone turns Fondue 15!

Happy Fondue 15 Brindha!!!

My plan of going to your house and visiting you totally backfired. Sorry But when you get home tomorrow, you’re in for a sweet surprise

Anyhowever, today is also Raya. So Selamat Hari Raya everyone I went to Selenas open house today. Guess what she wore?

Cute riiiight?

Anyways we went up to Nanas room. (HAHA IN YOUR FACE NANAFANCLUB LOSERS) and yeah Sasa and I played Speed

Hmm, I wonder who won?

Me, duh. Lol.

It was fun I guess. Guitar-friendster-facebook-myspace-checkingpeopleout-food-screaming. Lol

And like, OBVIOUSLY we posed

=.=” Ballz.

=D

we got besiiiii

Juli, Me, Dionne. Ironic much? Lol.

I got more pics I’ll upadate when I get back from waterfall tomorrow =D 

Haha anyways, it was already “close house” but we were still there. Met this girl, Genna. Matthews friend. KDU. She remembers me! From debate, lol.

Matthew: I’m dating Genna.
Me: Awwww. That’s so sweet.
Matthew: Damnit. Not the response I was looking for.

Lol Anyways, after Nanas house, Dionne and I went to One Utama. Straight walked into Forever 21. Everything in there still doesn’t fit me. Too big. =.=;;; At least I don’t feel so fat la lol. But Dionne and I being the losers we are, POSED =D Okay it was HER idea la. All the clothes are so slutty lol. But we look good duh. But I’ll only show you ONE that I like

Told you I am so fat. =.=

I got home. Been on the computer fixing my blog =.=; Haiiiiiih. So irritating la wordpress. I miss my blogger so much The things I do for a domain. Blehz. Anyways, tomorrow I’ll be going to a WATERFALL =D Pray I don’t drown la. Knowing me. Bleehz. Anyways. Late already See you soon.

Before I leave, here’s a lil something for a certain someone =]

“Looking at you, holding my breath
For once in my life I’m scared to death
I’m taking a chance letting you inside”

mwahs.

So todayyy. Instead of Megamall, we went One Utama. AND THANK GOD WE DID =D Did you know 1u has a batting/futsal area on the rooftop? I SO DID NOT KNOW.

I bet all of ya’ll knew.

I am so outdated.

Need to buy KLue laaa x_x

Anyways, I met up with Ju Li. We entered every store, tried on every piece of clothing, didn’t buy a thing since everything was too small for me and too big for Ju Li. I hate being fat.

Then we met up with Selena and Carrie.

Oh btw, Nanas name is spelled as S-E-L-E-N-A. Not S-E-L-I-N-A. Why?
Because I said so
And it’s more feminine.

xD So yeah. We wanted to watch Resident Evil. Guy wouldn’t let us.
Guy: It’s 18 and above.
Me: Okay. So how much?
Guy: I need to see your IC.
Me: Why? We’re not 18. So, how much?

=.= Loserrr. Ended up watching The Seeker.
Caution: DO NOT WATCH THAT MOVIE.
Unless Carrie and I are with you
We pretty much entertained the whole cinema who was DYING outta boredom watching that shitshow with our lame comments. It’s a total mix of harry potter-narnia-superman. Lame much.

Anyways, after that, I wanted to shop. But the dragged me for batting. Honestly, I didn’t think I’d be able to even hit the ball once. But guess what? OUT OF IMAN, NANA, CHOO AND JU LI, I HIT THE MOSTT!!! Kena 5 times okayy I am also the only one who managed to injure herself =.=;; my head and thumb.

I GOT SKILLZ. MWAHAHAHAAHHAHA. j00 suckz. i pwn j00!!!!!!! (ask Warren for translation, or anyone who reads megatokyo, lol)

Anyways, pictures Ps, they are -ALL- girls.

nana and choo. looking “cool”

nana and me. ;)

the non-pengkits, lol.

juli be pimpin with some pengkin action, lol xD

wooohoo, kena xD

lol