Have you ever heard of sexist chocolate?
Well, I have…
Since you’re finally likeable enough =p
Happy Sweet 16 Branden!!! 
Yes, I’m aware that I’m amazingly sweet.
Take care, Tigger!
xoxo.
I would walk in a major mall in my pajamas for her
I’ll blog about our IU once I get the cool pics from everyone, but for NOW, what I really want to blog about is LiLings parttyy.
Very cute theme =p
You’d think they were joking ,but seriously, EVERYONE came in their pajamas and brought softtoys =p
The room had this whole candyland feel to it
And we allll brought stuffed toys
We played three classic 6 year old games
Musical Chairs, Passing the Parcel and Newspaper Dance.
Only, there was a twist to all of it.
Musical chairs, we played with pillows instead of chairs, and we had to hold our stuffed toys and not drop em down. The trick is, it’s two people per pillow.
I pity Chyi =p
Hmm, oh passing the parcel!
Instead of passing, we were throwing and constantly ignoring Tsens “DONT THROW DONT THROW” requests =p
Pretty hilarious =p
This dude, Calvin has to write I LOVE YOU LILING. Sounds easy? He had to hold the pen with his mouth
Amrith had to put makeup on Tanisha.
Poor Tanisha 
And I can’t remember who had to paint Amriths nails in 10 seconds o.o”
Sandra, Hannah and Aren had to find a jellybean in a plate of whipcream.
I don’t know how the whipcream got on Nicks face tho…ahem, ahem
Oh, and for Dancing on the newspaper. My partner was Kee Jun.
>.<
The pictures will be up on facebook.
I don’t really wanna talk abt that =p
OH AND MY FAVORITE
THE APPLE GAME!
After that, it was pretty much posing
Lots and LOTS of posing.
And then Li Yen, Li Lings 24 year old sister (but is secretly really 16 la, im sure of it!) came out with the cake..
Pretty sweet Disney princesses cake. How 6 year old can that get =p
OHHHHHHH YEEEEAHHH. My soulmate, Sandra was there too like me, she wore pajamas.
Ahem, “REAL WOMEN WEAR PAJAMAS!” yeah mannn =p
Anyways, I had a great time. Lalz, I hope you had an even awesome-er timeee Happy Sweet 16 darling. Mwahs!
xoxo.
Aw, my darling doorbell turns sweet 16 on the 24th of April!
Happy Sweeeeeeeet 16 Li Ling
I can’t wait for your party, and I hope you have a BLAST
MWAHS,
xoxo.
This is the girl who says “SMELL MY FART” to me in class…
Vote for Reshmin!
She’s so hot, she make you wanna drop, lol!
xoxo.
“Forever young, I want to beeeee, forever young!!”
Malacca was awe to the some!
Not as great as our 3A2 trip to Malacca of course, but still something worth remembering.
It was also different.
This time,
we went to water world,
there was actually some eye candy,
we went to..jongker (sp?) street
Oh and we didn’t do anything against the law.
AHEEEEMMMMM.
hehe
ANYHOWEVER.
The bus ride is a MUST-talk-about.
On our way to Malacca, we watched a movie called BLACK SHEEP.
For those of ya’ll who have already watched this move, I’m sure you know where I’m getting at
For all you mental-psycho-PERVERTED-inneedofteraphy-FREAKS,
you will definitely LOVE this movie
So you see,
it’s about SHEEP.
But not just any type of sheep,
MUTANT-FLESH-EATING-DEADLYMETHANEFARTING-SHEEP X_X
It was shit gross laaa x_x worse than the scenes in Sweeny Todd. SERIOUSLY.
I think Sheau Woan got off the bus barfing XD
Anyways, once we reached A’Famosa, we got our stuff and went straight to waterworld
I love waterworld. The rides there are pretty fun =p
We had a BLAST.
Denise and I especially, when we found some candy 
HEHE.
I feel like a cheeky gedik form one, ah wells.
WE TOTALLY LIKE DID A BAYWATCH POSE
Minus gigantic boobs and red bikinis =.=”
(: Yes, I look amazingly adorable, I couldn’t agree more.
Yes stephher went too Thank God she’s in Jubilee magazine this year.
After Waterworld, OFF TO OUR HUGE BUNGALOWS
Where we were put to slave labor, and were forced to cook.
=.=
You see, since we all knew darling Phaik May was our bungalow head, we decided to play safe and bring our OWN food, just in case ^^’
Yes, well, nothing healthy. But it’s a holiday We’re meant to put on twenty extra pounds.
But surprisingly, our cooking actually went well o.o
Thank GOD Denise and Daru knew what they were doing.
Despite the fact we had to our plastic knives to cut our chicken =.=
SO WHILE THOSE LOSERS WERE COOOKING….
Lauren and I were being gay on the bed.
While Stephanie was stealing our stash!
When we managed to get bloated, that’s when we got REALLY bored.
So we posed
After a while of nonsensical posing (which you can see on facebook!), t’was FINALLY time to pig out
We had AWESOME food I tell you.
Don’t believe me?
HAH IN YOUR FACE XD
God, good food, good food. *sighs*
Oh and at one point, Stephanie and I tried to pull of the whole vintage wooden table in the middle of the road thing with a Blair/Audrey and Serena/Marilyn wannabe posey thingy.
Obviously, we failed.
And we did MORE road posing I’ll only show you my favs. The rest are on facebook, sadly. =.=
Then we went back to the bungalow for games. First we played sharades.
I pwnd
Then we played chap-challi-something.
I pwnd
Then we played twister!
I was the spinner.
I pwnd!!!!
And after that, I got bored so I left and went back to my bungalow with HILARIOUS pictures.
I think at this point I said, “Shiva, pray Myra doesn’t fart”
wakakakakakaka =p
So we’re in our bungalow,
pigging out.
Um, that’s all we did, fyi.
EAT.
I’m obese now
So in the midst of clogging up our arteries, Daru and Phaik May burst in our room to seek assistance to break into Mershels room!
We agreed to help.
Mission, mission!
How can you have a holiday without a mission =p
But err, PMay sorta…
She used a plastic coffee stirrer.
Need I say more?
But we DID manage to break in eventually
No not because of the stirrer, Denise knocked and asked if she could come in.
So then we barged in.
Jumped on her.
And then on the bed!
Yes, I look like a mutant sheep XD
And the night pretty much ended with me going to bed first and waking up last
The next morning was pretty fun too. AWESOME breakfast. Chicken, duh =p
And posing by the poool
Oh and then it was Safari time. =.= We dreaded that.
SO MUCH OF ANIMAL ABUSE AND EXPLOITATION HAPPENS HERE LA.
WHY WOULD WE WANT TO PAY MONEY TO ENCOURAGE THEM?
DAMN STUPID I TELL YOU T_______T
But whatever..
Denise found her first true love,
And err, so did Lauren…
And I found myself a threesome
After that, off the Jonker Street!
Found a cute store with a cute entrance
With an even cooler wall.
And an even cool “NO PARKING” sign
Found an AMAZING little tea house. For those of ya’ll who know, I KNOWW. The name. =.=
With the most breathtaking storybook-like entrance.
Damn wow riiight?
It was closed. We couldn’t go.
Found another cute little store, and ordered a Blue Jasper..
Took a gossipgirl wannabe covershot for Steph iRock.
And on the way home, in the bus,
we karaokeeed
xoxo.
I realized I haven’t been the blogger I used to be in ages.
I bet even Tasha and Carmen gave up reading up on me.
I guess it has lots to do with what happened back in November.
I sorta lost my spirit.
So now, I shall update everyone with what’s been going on
School’s been stressful. We just get back all our results, and bam, next exam in four weeks. Our Math teacher is crappy, she expects us to study everything by ourselves, claiming that it’s our fault she’s been delayed in finishing the syllabus.
Pfft, yeah right.
ELDS? Well, I sorta gave up. I know Viknesh you’re not going to be very proud of me Sorry. As much as I love to debate, I also have other obligations, and I guess that’s life. You gotta choose. As much as you love something, sometimes you have to let it go.
No, I am not being emo or using symbolism.
I’m seriously talking about debating, only.
Interact? Awesome, yet stressful. Nominations are on Thursday. We’re all going crazy. We’ve pretty much decided what we’re going to run for, and praying that the board sees our potential. Our IU is on the 26th of April, btw I hope to see many familiar faces!
Editorial? I guess I sorta lost interest and enthusiasm I don’t really want to talk about it.
My studies?
Need I say more?
My friends?
They’re great. They’re pretty much just like me at the moment, which is why you hardly hear from them, or from me.
My old friends?
They’re too caught up with their own lives to be bothered about mine.
My family?
They’re great
I guess I’m content. Exactly the way a 16 year old is supposed to be.
I bet you wish I just stuck to posting pictures.
I miss you.
xoxo.
I think Lauren has a secret boyfriend.
I must find out.
Mission: Get Lauren drunk during eddy trip to dig out secrets =p
Explode!
Ignite!
Clare house,
DYNAMITES
Although we got last placing, again. It doesn’t matter, cause we finally got into the spirit
Congrats to Hermine for winning overall!
Congrats to Clare Junior and Senior cheerleaders for getting Second placing for BOTH cheer categories!
Congrats to all my kawans who participated!
ESPECIALLY LI LING,
I love you
cheers,
xoxo.
Li Ling is HILARIOUS XD
*pause for you idiots to laugh*
*LAUGH*
Fine fine fine, I’ll explain WHY you should laugh your socks off =.=
This is hilarious simply because, I’m sure that the “Justin” in the bumper sticker is referring to Justin Timberlake or some other famous person. But LI LING darling, sent me that sticker with intentions of a certain Justin Tung. Yes, she knows I am obsessed with him but she rather use the term stalk.
That and the fact I talk about him all the time. I even put him in sentences where it’s absolutely irrelevant XD
What tooo dooooo?
Pretty boys
xoxo.