if i were weetzie, you are my secret agent lover man.
if i were witch baby, you are my angel juan.
if i were cherokee, you are my raphael chong jah-love.
So my one major flight was delayed, so they cancelled the flight, and 24 hours gone.
So all our other flights also messed up.
Want to know the main cause of the gigantic mess up?
United airlines? Naaah, not them.
Stupid Shanghai airline workers? Naah, not them (although they are pretty stupid)
The cause of it was;
A stupid BIRD.
If that STUPID BIRD didn’t get itself STUCK in one of the engines, causing the huge engine to SHUT DOWN (while we are 30 0000 feet in the air), all things would have been fine. But, no. The STUPID BIRD just HAD to get its STUPID SELF get STUCK in the STUPID ENGINE.
How dumb are birds la, damn stupiddddd!
Also, I think China is unfit to host Beijing Olympics.
When I went to the Beijing and Shanghai Airports, those idiots didn’t know what a TRANSIT is. They only have counters for LOCALS, OLYMPICS and DIPLOMATS at the immigration.
EVERY OTHER COUNTRY (I presume TIMBAKTOO also) has counters for TRANSITS.
So when you try to EXPLAIN to these idiots what a transit is,
OBVIOUSLY THEY DONT SPEAK ENGLISH,
so they make you wait for hours.
ANDDDDDDD. They don’t accept CREDIT CARDS at any of the food/shopping places in the airports.
What the hell, right?
No ENGLISH and no CREDIT CARDS.
Wanna host olympics isit?
DON’T BE SO BLADY KIASU. INSTALL CREDIT CARD MACHINES.
As for the English bit?
Stupid airport managements.
YOU KNOW YOUR GONNA HAVE INTERNATIONAL PASSENGERS. And although China has the largest population, THE INTERNATIONAL LANGUAGE IS NOT CHINESE (Mandarin, Hakka, whatever), it’s ENGLISH.
ENGLISH.
So when you want to employ people, make sure they know more than “show passport“
=.= I hate China.
Anywhos, the important news is;
I’m backkk 
After days of being in countries where the idiots are idiots, I’m finally home.
And you wanna see me?
MY SCHOOL CARNIVAL IS ON SATURDAY 
Can’t make it Saturday?
MY SCHOOL INTERACT INSTALL IS ON NEXT SATURDAY
I cannot go out, cause I spend all my money in US, and now I am broke.
Broke ;_;
But I want to go outtttt.
And watch new movieeeees.
And poseeeeeeee
I got new camera, that also never pose yet ;_; damn sad weyh.
Anyways,
Me: How was your birthday?
Shalina: Okay la..
FORGOT TO TELL ME YOU GOT A GIANT CUPCAKE BIRTHDAY CAKE?
Damn pretty riiight?
I hope you enjoyed eating this sweety
(And I hope you have more still, bring to schoool!)
Speaking of school, I must try to sleep so I can go to school!
xoxo.
So, as everyone knows I was very unhappy with my Kodak. Shots were eeeyuck and were always in need of basic photoshop-ing. But now, with my Canon Powershot SD 750 Digital ELPH, I don’t need to photoshop because it’s beautiful And althought it’s just 7.1 megapixels, it doesn’t matter because megapixels are only if you wanna blow up your pictures big big. I just need mine for my blog (and my newly bought scrapbook) 
Oh.
So pretty ;_;
xoxo.
Happy Sweet 16 Naomi!!!
Hehe, retard (: I’m so sorry I can’t make it for your party. I so wish I could 
Haihz. But, ENJOY, have fun. We shall have some Bangsar outing sometime soon to make it up ok? Lovesyouasspixxeh.
Happy Sweet 16 Su Kim!!!
Hmm, I wonder who you got that hoodie with?
Have fun at your party, I wish I could go, I really do, but I can’t ;_;
So emo ;_;
Have fun ;_;
xoxo.
Nayomeee.
I am extra extra emo now.
first, your party.
secondly, sukims party.
more importantly, your birthday!
anyways, i’m glad keith cut his hair.
BUT IM STILL SO EMOOOO
come online fast la ok.
ilubsuasspixie.
xoxo.
at first i thought her light and her wings would sting me. and electrocute my nerves, burning each one as it’s set on fire. but then she seemed harmless, almost innocent. her light was like a bolt of electricity beaming up the evening sky. i noticed the beaming lights everywhere, around me. it was like a circus of misguided light. a parade of the glittering skies. almost perfect.
I am missing out on a lot.
Futsal? Heartache.
Summer spalsh? LOL. I am so glad I didn’t waste my time on that
Click 5? Well, I technically did see them two years ago. Don’t care much for them.
Carries BBQ? Heartache. I love bbqs
Naomis party? Heartache. I love Naomi
School? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Interact? Heartache.
SWEET.TARTS + NAOMI,
we must go one the moment I’m back.
I don’t care.
And if you give me the busy crap, I -will- shoot you.
xoxo.
You’re a splash of sunshine.
Happy birthday.
xoxo.
One of my sweet.tart’s birthday is today
Happy Sweet 16 Shalina!!!
I honestly don’t know what day is it in Malaysia but since it’s yesterday in America, I presume it’s your birthday today.
And more importantly,
who knows how much I got for Add Maths and Malay?
Hehe.
Things I’m looking forward to once I get back to Malaysia;
- Our Interact Install!
- Seeing the sweet.tarts. (I’ve decided to label you guys sweet.tarts, cause saying “Tsen, Lalz, Laurz, Resh, Choo, Shal, Carmen” is wayyy toooo long -.-”)
- Getting my flakes from Tsen?
- Seeing Terryy
- My mamakdates lol.
Ah wells. I’m enjoying myself here
Yes Carrie, I’m aware that I’m missing out on a lot.
But all the “I MISS YOU SHIVVV” I’ve been getting makes it totally worth it! Haha.
xoxo.
I love attention, really, I do.
But when it’s about a really bad picture of me and my seniors BUTT, it’s not exactly what I’m looking for >.>
Credits go to Dwayne and Ju Li for publicizing the worst picture of me and my FRIENDLY INNOCENT UNDIRTY SIMPLE AND SWEET crush on kean fatt.
This is the infamous picture;
And this is the damage;
Sa’idah Sheikh Jaffar:
they were invited tooo!!!shivaniiiii
Shivani Kharbanda:
NO LAAA.
they just wanted to see how “happening” my party was =.=
LAIDBACKLANOTHAPPENING.
oh then they kidnapped choo and juli.
JuLi Wong:
haha.. at least u got a picture with you-know-who.. =)
Shivani Kharbanda:
SHHHH 
Shivani Kharbanda:
wait.
who o.o
JuLi Wong:
owh do u really want me to say it here? ahha
Shivani Kharbanda:
Shalina Sivanendran:
shivani i’m guessing even your you-know-who knows who you-know-who is by now…..haha
Shivani Kharbanda:
LOL.
yes i know that my youknowwho knows who my youknowwho is =p
JuLi Wong:
yes… YOUR you-know-who definitely knows who your you-know-who is thanks to me.=) wait, is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Dwayne Adam Chan
its a perfectly fine thing… can i say you know who’s name out arh? dam panjang nak tulis u know who pulak haha
JuLi Wong
maybe u can write you-know-who’s initial..hehe
Dwayne Adam Chan
KKF!!! woohoo!!! i said it!! KKF! sean always resembles it to KFC haha
Shivani Kharbanda
OMG.
you guys are EEEVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL.
so what does the first k stand for?
Dwayne Adam Chan
KHARBANDA!!!!!! hahahahahahahahaahahahahhahaah
Shivani Kharbanda
so funny =.=
JuLi Wong
ahahha..it is funny, shiv! =p
Shivani Kharbanda
LOSERSSS.
WILL.
KILL.
ALL.
OF.
YOU.
Kean Fatt
Why is my picture here ?!?!?!?!
I must say, i look pretty hot in there. ;p
Dwayne Adam Chan
haha KF… looks who’s avoiding raevin and leaning very, VERY close to you… haha… Kharbanda Kean Fatt hahahahahahahah. Joke of the century lol.
Shivani Kharbanda
shut up dwayne.
just cause u got no one leaning on YOUUUU.
JuLi Wong
ouch!!! dwayne, shiv juz banged u.. haha Kean Fatt, i don’t think u wanna be perasan in here..someone might agree with u that u’re hot! =)
Kean Fatt
I know who it is. Dwayne right ? Hahaha
Shivani Kharbanda
yeah, its definitely dwayne.
i knew he was gayyy
no wonder you guys all shared a bed at camp xD
Kean Fatt
Yea for 3 nights. My poor butt. ;p
Dwayne Adam Chan
ur butt??? wut bout mine??? or rather my back too??? dam pain k…
i wasnt even suppose to be in da pict.. so i dont need any1 leaning towards me haha.
btw, why is shivani not sayin anythin bout da cute cute kean fatt hahaha
Shivani Kharbanda
gross dwayne o.o
why you calling kean fatt cute?
i know la you gayly in love with him.
but no PDA please
Shivani Kharbanda
and yeah kean fatt, ure poooor butt XD
Dwayne Adam Chan
eh KF.. sum1 caring bout ur @$$ wei lol
Shivani Kharbanda
>.> *edit* DIE u la dwayne!
Kean Fatt
Aaawwww. Wana touch it ? LOL
Shivani Kharbanda
X_X
Dwayne Adam Chan
haha wow wei… shivani… u just got permission to touch it wei lol
Shivani Kharbanda
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
i hate u.
Dwayne Adam Chan
haha i know… but i also know u wud LOVE and DIE and CRAVE to come back from USA ASAP to touch it rite? lol
Shivani Kharbanda
there are more asses to touch here la =p
dwayne this photo commenting has to stop xD
its getting more attention than it deserves!
haha.
Tanisha Raj
this is funny xD
Kean Fatt
My ass is nicer than American ass. ;p Double time.
Dwayne Adam Chan
haha heard that shivani? it came from ur LURVA!!!
ooooooo aaaahhhh sexay @$$ haha!
P/S: tanisha, u enjoying it? haha. just continue for more updates haha!!!
- End - (for now at least)
Lesson learnt? Never scream “MOVE IT JULI I WANT TO BE NEXT TO (insertcrushesnamehere)”
It is obvious, although it doesn’t seem like it
xoxo.